Mass With Children- A Saga in Meme Form

No, I DON'T know where your shoes are. Go for the penitent sinner look, we're already late. 

The hymnals are all pulled out of the holder thingies and the kneelers are all down though. 

At least she's being quiet. They replace them every so often anyway, don't they? 

A situation that takes the diplomatic skill of a sit-down with Russia during the Cold War. And quite possibly a trip with a wailing small person to the annex in the back.

 

And if he misses the basket, things get very ugly VERY QUICKLY.

This is a true story. 

Remember, as long as everyone is moving forward, YOU'RE WINNING.
Repeat this to yourself as necessary. 

At this point, it's purely an endurance game. C'mon Father, HAVE A LITTLE MERCY. 

You survived!! 

Here's the website I used to make these memes.